I recently heard a comedian make a joke about himself that I really liked and it probably describes me pretty well too. "I'm one step above white trash, I'm white clutter." But in all seriousness, I am a "scientist" in Michigan who loves my new baby girl. I am married to my high school sweetheart and we live in our old school district. We have 2 dogs(Theodore and Oreo), 4 cats (Kitty, Smokey, Gizmo and Little Gray) and a beautiful home. I'm pretty happy now. It was a bumpy road but we've just about made it through ok. A few scratches and dings but things that are easily fixed.